aaamie:

Everyone meet Delilah. 

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

me: yeah... I listen to rap...
me: *plays twenty one pilots*

neither:

LET ME HELP I CAN HELP I WILL HELP IM HELPING

trohlman:

She told me to do it.

lady-fett:

please enjoy this video of an action packed, high speed fight between two cats.

I love these new "type these words into your tags box and post the first tag that automatically pops up" thingies, so fun. Let’s do another one:

  • can’t
  • don’t
  • first
  • help
  • please
  • one
  • my
  • will
  • stop
  • get
  • honestly
  • I’m

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

sleepingwiththechemicalveil:

So I stumbled upon this twitter account

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And literally all they do is post this picture of Mikey holding some chips

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It’s 474 tweets of just him holding a bag of chips

And I think that’s beautiful

kbrakid:

this is all you need to know abt Ryan Ross’ pre Panic livejournal account tbh

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